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A blonde arrived for her first golf from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis." The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said "That was excellent! Let's try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth."

A lady walks into the dentists office from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

A man got on a plane and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. The man not knowing her said nothing and went about his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and, the same thing, whipped her box. Finally, the man got the nerve and asked "what was wrong?" She said that every time she sneezes she has an orgasm. "Oh!" the man said, are you taking anything for it? "Yes", she said - "black pepper!"

A blonde goes into a bar The from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

A blonde is suffering from a sore from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

A guy walked into the doctors surgery from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing" the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today" the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."

A man comes home from work one from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "What do you think you're doing?" "Just heating up dinner" she replies.

Male secretary Feel free to use my from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

Hubby As a start I think you from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

Three blondes are sitting on a park from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

Q Whats the difference between a mosquito from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q Whats one thing everybody sees in from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

Q Why do saunas remind some people from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Q What does a blonde say after from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.

Q Whats the difference between Indiana and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Q Whats the difference between a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Q Whats the difference between a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q How can you tell who is from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Q How can you tell when a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.